The Juggalo Clown Town (Unowned)

A town entirely populated by juggalo clowns. To live here you must be a juggalo clown, no exceptions. Ever. It's a surprisingly peaceful town in a war-torn region, as juggalos tend to be rather open-minded and conflict-free. However, they do have a hell lotta drugs here, and they tend to be anarchists who make bombs, for some reason. Any control over this location would grant some drug revenue and possibly even a few good bombs.

Bonuses: Drug revenue. Bombs.

I·ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍɪʟᴇs
Iɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
A ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ᴍᴇ
I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ


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Loud speakers throughout the Juggalo Town beat loudly, filling the streets of the small town with the music of the Insane Clown Posse, which was literally the only music that seemed to ever play there for some reason. Just roll with it. With this, one could not audibly hear the sound of Axel's motorcycle driving onto the scene on the horizon, but as he crashed into a nearby building in the own... it became more apparent. So it turns out that Axel WAS drunk, and he probably shouldn't have been driving right now. Axel, in a dazed state, wobbled out of the building he had just crashed into, before falling to the ground in the center of its main street "We need... jobs... give us money... need... beer!" Axel's face then made contact with the ground.

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❝Ｄｏ ｎｏｔ． Ｐｉｓｓ． Ｍｅ． Ｏｆｆ．．．！❞
Axel's Theme - Lonely Wolf

I·ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍɪʟᴇs
Iɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
A ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ᴍᴇ
I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ


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Axel kept himself plopped on the ground, lifelessly as his siblings called out to him. He was perfectly fine and breathing, but seemed pretty busy with his face on the floor doing nothing... it was difficult understanding the man sometimes. He did seem dead however, and it took Braque's magical vibrating hand to get the blonde jolting up. An intense grimace on his face, the vibrating arm alerted him and Axel soon ran off, hiding under a pimped out car. He stayed under there trembling, glaring to Braque's hand from afar "Grrrrrrrr...!!!" why they here again? I dunno something about getting money for drunk parties.

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❝Ｄｏ ｎｏｔ． Ｐｉｓｓ． Ｍｅ． Ｏｆｆ．．．！❞
Axel's Theme - Lonely Wolf

I·ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍɪʟᴇs
Iɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
A ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ᴍᴇ
I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ


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Axel defensively stared at Inna and Braque from afar, frowning intensely and still growling to them "Grrr....!" however, once Inna mentioned chew toys, Axel seemed somewhat more offended. His eyes widened in shock and he barked out to the woman "I AM NOT A DOG! I WAS JUST RAISED BY WOLVES YOU IGNORA-" and then Braque offered a flask which Axel immediately assumed was alcohol. "MINE! MINE! MINE!" he suddenly yelled as he ran on all fours towards Braque, swiping it. He then opened it and poured it down his mouth... only to just be met with filtered water. Axel spit it out, before looking to Braque with a growl "WHAT IS THIS SHIT!?" he asked, horrified. He didn't understand why Braque would ever have this UNGODLY abomination of a drink on him. Axel scoffed before walking off, turning his back on Inna and Braque "I'm going to search for... jobs..." he muttered, letting out a depressed sigh. He approached a job board, which most if not all settlements in the Wild West seemed to have, and began to search for possibly avenues to search "They have one job here that requires what they call a... "DEE-JAAAAY".... what is this 'DEE-JAY? Braque are you one of these!?" he asked, tearing the paper off the board without a care in the world as he searched for more jobs "Junk. Junk. Junk. Junk..." Axel casually spoke as he ripped paper after paper from the job board until he stopped at a certain page "This is interesting..." Axel spoke, taking the paper from the job board and actually keeping it this time "They lost contact with Westonshire and want somebody to look into it for them... sounds more like our kind of job... what do you two think...?"

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❝Ｄｏ ｎｏｔ． Ｐｉｓｓ． Ｍｅ． Ｏｆｆ．．．！❞
Axel's Theme - Lonely Wolf

I·ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍɪʟᴇs
Iɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
A ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ᴍᴇ
I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ


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Axel just vacantly stared at both Inna and Braque after asking them about the mission, he nodded in response to Inna as regards to paying Nelson, but then Braque spoke. And just like everything else Braque said, it stunk of whiny white boy "What is... a peeg...?" he asked, not quite getting the Russian accent coming from Braque. Axel just thought that way "Also... what is... capial... east?" he asked, before shrugging and stuffing the job flier into his pockets, which were rather large "We can do the job or we can be denied the booze... I choose doing the job..." Axel spoke, already walking to hos motorcycle. He was ready for action, and more importantly he was ready to drink more pints.

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❝Ｄｏ ｎｏｔ． Ｐｉｓｓ． Ｍｅ． Ｏｆｆ．．．！❞
Axel's Theme - Lonely Wolf

I·ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍɪʟᴇs
Iɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
A ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ᴍᴇ
I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ


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Axel and the rest of the Wolfpac returned to Jugallo Town on their motorcycles, many were eagerly awaiting the return of the mercenaries. They wanted to know what had happened in Westonshire. Axel parked his bike and flopped right off, mumbling "I'm hungry..." it was fairly evident at this point that Axel, was, in fact, hungry. He stood back up on his feet and looked over to Braque and Inna "Let's report our findings... I want to eat and drink already..." Axel was just eager for payment already, he did what he had to do, now it was time to relax and enjoy a well-earned feast!

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❝Ｄｏ ｎｏｔ． Ｐｉｓｓ． Ｍｅ． Ｏｆｆ．．．！❞
Axel's Theme - Lonely Wolf

I·ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍɪʟᴇs
Iɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
A ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ᴍᴇ
I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ


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Axel automatically assumed they would be paid and was already walking to a little food place before Inna had even done anything to get money yet "I want steak." he spoke bluntly, as always. Luckily Inna actually did get paid, but that didn't stop Axel from going into the nearest crappy restaurant, ordering a steak and three beers. Braque and Inna would have no choice but to follow the man, unless they wanted to deal with the inevitable aftermath of a man raised by wolves being told he can't leave until he pays for his meal. That wasn't going to end well. Axel was just sort of sitting outside on the porch of the restaurant, though there were seats for three more people. He just sat there... a vacant look in his eyes as he awaited his food.

"Steeeeaaaaakkk..."

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❝Ｄｏ ｎｏｔ． Ｐｉｓｓ． Ｍｅ． Ｏｆｆ．．．！❞
Axel's Theme - Lonely Wolf

I·ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍɪʟᴇs
Iɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
A ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ᴍᴇ
I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ


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Around the time Inna and Braque came around to sit next to Axel, his food and beer had been delivered. Axel almost immediately began to dangerously devour EVERYTHING BEFORE HIM. All the beer was gone, as it ordered more and more bottles, and the steak was gone in no time "Vodka is good-" Axel spoke, adding his own opinion into Braque and Inna's conversation. Eventually Axel finished... and Inna was given the bill. As it turned out, the bill was about HALF the money they had JUST earned. Axel ordered a SHIT TON of beer and the most expensive steak on the menu. "Yeah sister Braque's coat is made of god's pubic hair. Braque told me himself the other day-" it wasn't entirely clear if Axel had misheard Braque or if the red head had mislead the blonde, but either way that statement didn't sound 100% correct. Axel began to smell his own armpits as he looked around the restaurant, evidently bored with the situation already "I want more beer..." he muttered, evidently not satisfied with the monstrous amount he had drunken already.

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❝Ｄｏ ｎｏｔ． Ｐｉｓｓ． Ｍｅ． Ｏｆｆ．．．！❞
Axel's Theme - Lonely Wolf

I·ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍɪʟᴇs
Iɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
A ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ᴍᴇ
I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ


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Axel stared at the empty plate in front of him with a completely deadpan expression on his face "I"m still hungry too..." he muttered, apparently he was a black hole that must devour anything and everything because his hunger was insatiable. And then his name was called out, Axel looked to the Russian woman like an attentive hound "What is it sister...?" he asked, his eyes staring right at her. They began to dilate for some reason as she told him they needed to to cheaper places. Axel then just stood there vacantly... it seemed he wasn't completely understanding what she was trying to tell him. And then eh was hit in the head, Axel's head boggled forward as he bit his lips in pain. He looked to Braque with big sad puppy eyes and whimpered "W-what was that for brother...!?" he tilted his head when he was told they needed another job. "But I'm still hungry..." Axel retorted to the red head, looking over to another table where people were eating. He began to reach for the strangers' food when they weren't looking, eyeing it with a big wide stare "...!!"

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❝Ｄｏ ｎｏｔ． Ｐｉｓｓ． Ｍｅ． Ｏｆｆ．．．！❞
Axel's Theme - Lonely Wolf