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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Thu May 28, 2015 6:48 pm

In the year 2012, everything changed.

It happened swiftly, millions of lives were lost and the world was forever changed. The waters around New York City rose up as a being unlike anything Mankind had ever seen before had awoken underneath the city. This creature was believed to be a long-lost cosmic deity that had for countless millennia slumbered under the city. It had the power to drive mankind to extinction, yet, shortly after it's awakening, it is said that the cosmic deity went back into hibernation, diving deep into the earth's core. The deity no longer posed a danger to mankind, yet the damage done to humanity was seemingly irreparable. It would take hundreds of years for humanity to repair itself, however, little did they known that the cosmic deity was only the beginning...

The cosmic deity's awakening had opened a dimensional portal that opened a path to countless worlds. From it, countless interstellar beings flooded through onto Earth. And so New York City's "Next Wave of Immigrants" arrived, beings from throughout the universe who traveled to Earth in search of a new life. With them came a new wave of technology, culture, and problems. New York was rebuilt in a matter of years as new Gotham, the bridge between Earth and it's interstellar neighbors. It is now 2025, and the presence of aliens and all matter of incredible sights are now common-place. The president has shaken hands with hundreds of leaders from throughout the galaxy, thousands of different species walk through the streets of New Gotham, there are alien Hip Hop artists. However, the world is far from peaceful. Alongside a new wave of interstellar immigrants came a slew of new threats to mankind both small and large. Interstellar criminals, would-be world conquerors, illegal aliens! These are but a few issues that face Earth today!

In light of these new threats, the government secretly formed "Kalem Klub", a secret society tasked with regulating and defending New Gotham against all matter of intergalactic and supernatural threat. These men and women don designer suits, and work behind the scenes to ensure Earth's safety against all matter of trouble. They are the line of defense that stands between Earth and its own destruction!

However...


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Thu May 28, 2015 7:10 pm

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"HELLO! THERE SHE BLOWS! Take a flier! The Kalem Klub! We're pretty cool! Join today!" there he was, just standing in the middle of a street handing out fliers to just about everyone that passed. Of course this being New Gotham, just about everyone tossed the fliers away without giving them a look, but it was still pretty blatant. Mr. Wednesday, he was an alien, one that resembled an Earth Orca whale, though that comparison would offend him. He's also a member of the Kalem Klub, which would probably explain why he's handing out fliers... though it was all rather odd considering the Kalem Klub was supposed to be a secret. Not that they were. After all, they were a bunch of guys in cool suits who went around the city fighting aliens. You're bound to be noticed with a job like that, secret society or not "Get a free sushi if you join! A single free sushi! Very good!" he proudly offered the passersby, whom were mostly terrified by the fact that there was a 7-feet tall whale man shoving papers on them. It was kinda surreal. One moment you were just walking to work and then here comes a whale in a suit trying to get you to join a secret society that hunted bad aliens.

This was definitely his first day on the job.

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"Are you actually kidding, you-?"

Mr Nankis didn't like aliens. He'd been wanting to be a secret cop for as long as he remembered, and the appearance of aliens initially gave him hope- if there was a new species, there were bound to be a bunch of new criminals he could hunt down and bring to justice, right? Right. That's why the Kalem Klub was formed. Nankis was only more motivated to join the Klub as he saw his neighborhood become the hive of all alien underworld activity, and so his suspicion of the bad nature of aliens blossomed into outright racism. That didn't matter though, because as he grew, and so did his hatred for other races, he was contacted by the Kalem Klub, which he had started to think might be just a myth. He could finally bring justice to the aliens that were plaguing this world..
Except the Klub had decided to let aliens into the organization. And it figured: Nankis was stuck with the first alien recruit. And here he was now: tackling a whale-looking alien who, for some reason, thought it prudent to hand out fliers about the organization that, despite their less-than-effective attempts at secrecy, managed to at least consider themselves secret.

"Swallow that right now you fuckin'-"

Snatching the fliers away from Wednesday, Nankis tried to force them down his partner's throat, trying to convince himself that this was legitimate work that would eventually help someone.


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Thu May 28, 2015 8:03 pm

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Mr. Wednesday perked up a bit as he heard a familiar voice call out "Hmmm...?" the whale-man turned to the sound of the voice, only to see his partner Mr. Nankis. As far as Wednesday could tell, Nankis seemed to be a fine, upstanding fellow. Mostly because Wednesday was fairly foreign and actually didn't understand much about the world he was in, including the language. As Mr. Nankis tackled him... the guy kind of just stood there.. being a 7-foot tall mass of muscle kind of helped, even if Nankis was actually a pretty tough guy by all means. Holding his fliers up above his partners reach, the alien bowed to him "Hello, Nankis-Dono!" and then he was trying to force the fliers down Wednesday's mouth. Wednesday responded by gently shoving his partner away, raising his head as he spoke diligently "There's no time for that, Nankis-Dono! I am seeing a thing!" he told his partner as he walked past him. Suddenly... Wednesday seemed to show a much more calm and collected demeanor... why only a few moments ago, he looked like a fool. Wednesday walked across the street, literally walking past the road, literally causing as much traffic as possible and nearly causing a couple dozen car crashes. It mattered not though! There was a serious threat that must be stopped! As he crossed the road, Mr. Wednesday pulled out something from his jacket, they were... Nunchucks! "FISH NUNCHAKU!" Wednesday's diligently spoke as he approached...!!!

A phone booth!!! "STOP RIGHT THERE FIEND!" Mr. Wednesday spoke like a superhero as he began to wave his nunchucks around with clear skill "NANKIS-DONO! PROVIDE COVER! THIS ONE LOOKS DANGEROUS!" of course... Mr. Wednesday had apparently never seen a phone booth before. Apparently it looked like some sort of evil alien species to him or something.

Phone booths were pretty terrifying after all.

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Post  Not Manchee Thu May 28, 2015 10:01 pm


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Mr Nankis' struggle to try and just somehow stop Mr Wednesday were evidently fruitless- the alien's much larger size and absolute refusal to be reasonable made it infinitely difficult to make any progress. Before the man could explain that they shouldn't be giving away information about the Klub, his partner was already off, apparently spotting a threat. Trusting, foolishly, that maybe the alien had some sense of actual danger, Mr Nankis followed.

"No need to pull your weapons out in public, this isn't Brazil-"

Nankis muttered, frustrated at Wednesday's lack of professionalism. Typical of these aliens to spread around unnecessary fear and concern. Catching up to his partner, the man was ready to arrest some alien...only to find a phone booth. Facepalming quite pathetically, Mr Nankis kicked the phone booth, cracking the glass and scaring the civilian inside of it, who ran out in a hurry.

"THERE! IT'S DOWN! You dumb fuck."

He growled, glaring at Mr Wednesday and shaking his head.

"How the fuck did one of you get into the Klub, again?"


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Thu May 28, 2015 10:14 pm

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Mr. Wednesday approached the Phone booth, ever vigilant. He looked inside it, only to see an innocent bystander inside it "NANKIS-DONO! IT HAS A CAPTIVE!" he yelled, taking a defensive stance against the thing. Then Nankis passed him... and the Orcinian looked absolutely shocked as his partner just went up and kicked it, the bystander running out in terror. "..." Mr. Wednesday slowly began to lower his weapon "Good job... Nankis-dono..." he muttered, acting as if they'd just defeating the thing after an epic fight. He took a step back afterwards when he saw Nankis' glare "W-well..." Wednesday scratched the back of his head nervously to such a question, as if he struggled to come up with an answer. And then, the unexpected happened.

"EXTERMINATE!" the phone booth talked! It suddenly sprouted metallic legs and claws, standing up and attempting to crush Nankis with its gigantic clamps! "BE CAREFUL NANKIS-DONO!!!" The Orcinian yelled as he grabbed his partner and threw him up in the air so he wouldn't be caught by the machine. It continued to yell EXTERMINATE, in a mantra, with Wednesday slowly backing away from the machine. Raising his nunchucks once more, he took a defensive stance "I should have known it wasn't defeated..." he muttered, constantly slowly backing away from the advancing machine. He knew the second he saw that phone booth that it was in fact a killer phone booth!

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Post  Not Manchee Thu May 28, 2015 10:22 pm


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Mr Nankis waved Mr Wednesday's praises away, scoffing at his partner's untrained eye for danger.

"It was just a fuckin' phone booth, calm your flippers.."

He raised his eyebrows at Wednesday as he awaited a response, making it as obvious as possible that the alien's presence here was less than appreciated. Unfortunately that was right around the time that the phone booth came to life. THAT was unexpected.

"What in the actual-!"

Before he could be destroyed by the killer phone booth, Wednesday grabbed hold of Nankis, throwing him into the air and out of danger...temporarily. As his body came crashing down, the agent tried to think of how he could keep himself from suffering too much bodily harm, but also how he could possibly kill a living phone booth. It just so happened that he fell on top of the phone booth, gasping as the air was knocked out of his lungs from the impact. Realizing that he was on top of the enemy, Nankis urged Wednesday to be quiet, raising one finger to his lips...maybe if the booth didn't know he was on it, he could figure out its weakness.


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Thu May 28, 2015 10:31 pm

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Mr. Wednesday's gaze was focused on his partner as he landed on the phone booth, oh excuse me, THE KILLER PHONE BOOTH "LUCKY!" he triumphantly yelled into the heavens... only to realize that the phone booth was getting too close, then he started backing the fuck up again. And then he saw that Nankis was signaling for him to be quiet about the fact that he was on top of the thing... which technically Wednesday ALREADY fucked up on, but he could have at least tried to be quiet from then on. He didn't. "Huh...? OH! I GET IT! YES NANKIS-DONO! I WILL BE QUIET!" he spoke loudly, bowing to his partner. Around this point, Wednesday forgot that there was a killer phone booth again, so as the thing tried to crush him with his clamps, Wednesday got a wake-up call "WATAH!" he screamed in an abnormally high-pitched voice as he swung his nunchucks at the thing's claws. It did in fact back away from the whale man, but they didn't seem to do much damage to the thing. So naturally, Mr. Wednesday swung his nunchucks at the thing as many times as he could "WATAH! BOK CHOY! GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN!" he yelled as he swung his nunchucks at the machine three times... none of the attacks really did much. Of course, there was still a perk to this... Wednesday's reckless attacks were certainly distracting the evil phone booth from Nankis, if the thing knew he was on top of it.

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Post  Not Manchee Thu May 28, 2015 10:41 pm


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Mr Nankis signaled more urgently for Mr Wednesday to just shut up for like 5 seconds...but it was too late. The whale was already giving away everything, and the phone booth was attacking him.

"I swear to god I will personally fund the genocide of your race if we get out of this alive!"

Luckily, it was attacking Wednesday rather than Nankis, so he had that going for him, which was nice. As his partner suffered with his ineffective nunchuck attacks, Nankis pulled his laser gun out, balancing himself on top of the viciously-moving killer phone booth. This was also while Wednesday was shouting out what, to Nankis, sounded like a whole lot of gibberish.

"If this is some sort of code, we didn't agree on it!"

He pointed out, then aimed down at the center of the phone booth and shot out various times, increasing the intensity of the laser beams until he reached one strong enough to send him flying off of the booth's top and through a local store's window display.


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Thu May 28, 2015 11:00 pm

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Mr. Wednesday looked somewhat offended at Nankis' words "THAT DIDN'T SOUND VERY NICE, NANKIS-DONO!" he yelled out to his partner, before focusing his attention at the killer phone booth again. Seeing as how his nunchucks weren't working, he put his nunchaku away and took some sort of strange martial arts stance. Raising his right hand up, Mr. Wednesday prepared his next attack "FISHMAAAAAN-..!!" just as the whale man was about to go in for the attack however, Nankis succeeded in blowing the thing's roof off and apparently killing it. The thing was reduced to a lump of wrecked metal and his partner was sent through a window. Mr. Wednesday was, of course, running for Nankis after he got launched into a store "ADMIRABLE FORM, NANKIS-DONO!" he complimented the man... it wasn't clear if he was complimenting his kill or the fact that he launched through a window. You never knew with him. The whale man looked at his partner before looking back to the wreckage of the phone booth, then back to his partner again. This was a good day "Should we... return to base? Yes? I believe we must... report this to HQ? This... this is not normal for Ye-arth? Right?" at least, he assumed this wasn't normal for Earth. But who was he to say? Maybe humans just liked having killer phone booths walking around. Anyways, they should probably return to work anyways. That was definitely a good break.

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Mr Nankis

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Mr Nankis was still rubbing his head and apologizing to the store owner when Mr Wednesday made it, complimenting him on his form. Nankis chose to ignore the compliment, wanting to find out whether the killer phone booth had been effectively destroyed or not.

"Did it work?"

He asked, holding a hand out with a mysterious badge in order to shut up the store owner while he spoke to his partner. The whale's lack of fatal wounds and the fact that he was saying they should report back to base told Nankis that he had, after all, managed to destroy the threat. Ah yes, another day in the life of a Kalem Klub agent. With an apologetic wave to the owner, leaving a few coins that would most definitely not be enough to repair the damage done, Nankis left, picking broken pieces of glass out of his suit and straightening his tie. As a new recruit himself, he tried to look sharp as much as possible, eager to please the higher-ups.

"Yeah, let's go.. Haven't ever seen an alien like that. You weird fuckers just keep popping up with new shit to haunt us at night, don't you?"


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Thu May 28, 2015 11:22 pm

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Mr. Wednesday had already begun his walk back to HQ, alongside Mr. Nankis "That was not an- uh- alien- Nankis-dono... that was a machine. No idea who built it though..." it could have been anyone, an alien, a human, and Wednesday couldn't figure out what it's purpose was either. "It is best we get back to base, yes? Figure out what is wrong..." and eventually they would approach what seemed to be a building with a clearly marked sign "Kalem Klub" with another sign under it (which was much smaller) reading "Secret, do not enter!". Wednesday then entered, which brought them to... an ordinary office! No seriously... it looked no different than a police department. There were only a hand full of other operatives in suits, all working on their own cases or just hanging around doing office work. The Kalem Klub was severely under-funded and under-manned, the most high-tech machinery they had were their standard laser guns, otherwise, it was the 2020s and their computers were still using Windows 98!

Mr. Wednesday walked over to his office, approaching a file on his desk that was apparently left there for him "Oh...?" the whale-man picked up the file, reading it. Looks like they had a small case "The phone booth may need to wait Nankis-dono! It looks like the boss gave us a job!" he called out to his partner as he waved the file in front of them.

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Mr Nankis scowled at Mr Wednesday as he DARED correct him. Of course that was an alien! They were just really good at pretending to be machines, that was all.

"Whatever you say, newbie."

He muttered condescendingly, perfectly convinced that he was right here. He did, however, agree that they had to get back to the base, and so tried to make as little small talk as possible on the way. Finally, they reached the ever-so-subtly announced base, and Nankis frowned the slightest bit as he realized how this was basically as bad as the fliers Wednesday had been handing out before.
Entering the base, Nankis consoled himself with the fact that they had laser guns, ignoring the decadent computer systems they were dealing with and focusing on the high-tech gear they had recently acquired. Lost in thought, he leaned against his desk and gracefully fell over as it gave way under his weight. Classic.

"Fuckin' aliens breaking our desks-"

Picking himself up, he turned to Wednesday, who seemed to have found something on his desk. Why did that guy even have a desk? And why didn't it break? And why did the alien get the file and not him? These questions were enough to make Nankis angry, so he grabbed one of Wednesday's pencils and started chewing on the eraser anxiously, motioning with his hands for the whale-person to go on. He raised his eyebrows as it seemed they had an actual job.

"Oh? SCORE! Kay, lemme read, you probably don't get half of what that says-"

Nankis extended his hand for Wednesday to hand him the file, convinced that the alien's education couldn't possibly be decent enough for him to have learnt how to read.


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Thu May 28, 2015 11:50 pm

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Mr. Wednesday tilted his head to the side as he was called a newbie "Aren't we both new, Nankis-Dono?" he asked, before keeping the file away from the man as he asked for it. It was on his desk after all, he was gonna read it. "It is fine, comrade, I can read it...! Hmmmm..." after a few minutes, Wednesday tossed it over to Nankis. He had finished reading it, and he was off towards the exit already "An illegal alien, yes? We have address..." hopefully violence would not be needed, but Wednesday kept his nunchucks with him just in case. The whale walked out of the building, believing that Mr. Nankis would leave with him "Small case, will be done before evening."

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Mr Nankis just waved Wednesday's comments about them both being new away. The gall of this alien was just- yeah. The fact that the whale-man refused to hand it over immediately only made matters worse, and the man was chewing on the eraser with increasing energy. When the file was tossed over, Nankis went over it thoroughly, convinced that Mr Wednesday would have no idea what they had to do otherwise. Yes, this case didn't seem like it would need violence- but then Wednesday said what he was thinking, so Nankis immediately decided that violence would be very necessarily, crucial, in fact!

"No wonder they kept you out of the EDF-"

He commented, taking an extra two laser guns to make the point that there would definitely be violence. Either way, Nankis walked out with Wednesday, hurrying to not look like he was following the alien, because that would be pathetic.

"Yeah, maybe if you don't fuck it up this time, we can actually help someone."


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Mr. Wednesday rose an eye to Nankis as the EDF was mentioned "I have no interest in the EDF... too much death..." he told his partner with a sense of damnation in his voice before he just kept on walking forward. Since the EDF was called in for the SERIOUS problems, they were often called in as a military force... something Wednesday wasn't very keen on. He just wanted to help out the community with his nunchucks. The address would lead them to an apartment, which was luckily only a few blocks away from their HQ. As they approached the entrance to the apartment, Wednesday turned to his partner and spoke "We're not going to be helping anyone looking like we're out to kill... yes? Not good..." Wednesday then knocked on the door "Hello? It's Kalem Klub! Open up!" they really sucked at being a secret society. Nonetheless, there wasn't an answer coming from inside, which wasn't good news.

"Should we... uh... knock again?" Wednesday asked as he tried to peak into the apartment's windows. He couldn't manage to see anybody inside. The apartment itself was also notably empty of most furniture. That was definitely odd. The only thing he saw was a chew toy... otherwise it was just an empty room.

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Mr Nankis nodded condescendingly once more- SURE the alien didn't wanna be in the most prestigious unit thing ever. OF COURSE. Nankis could see right through him- HE KNEW that these aliens were always out to get to the top.
Finally, they got to the place. That was good...except Mr Wednesday was not trying to tell Nankis what to do. The man didn't comment at first, figuring that he'd just ignore his partner...but then he did the announcing who they were again.

"Man that is NOT how we do things! SECRET society! SECRET! ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT-?"

He hissed, trying to keep his voice down but definitely conveying all of his anger.To make matters worse, there was no answer. While Wednesday tried to peek through the window to figure out what was going on, Nankis took the more proactive, as well as destructive, path: he took out two laser guns and blasted through the door.

"Hands in the air, we've got you cornered!"
 


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Fri May 29, 2015 12:43 am

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Mr. Wednesday turned to Nankis when questioned on his English "Gh'l... English one and two." he told his partner in a straight-forward manner... which probably brought up more questions than answered them. "How else are we supposed to get job done? 'Oh hello there, Pizzeria Whale!' That's dumb!" he retorted to his partner as he suddenly blasted the door down. Wednesday just facepalmed as he walked in, they might as well get this job done. Wednesday pulled his Fish Nunchaku out, though they probably didn't look like much of a threat compared to his partners weapons. As the smoke cleared, they'd be greeted with a rather empty apartment... save for one occupant.

A dog.

Mr. Wednesday, of course, looked rather confused "Uh..." he held his nunchucks up defensively "Is... is that an alien...?" he asked, looking down at the thing. It was just sitting and looking at them.

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Mr Nankis was a very mature fellow, so when he heard Mr Wednesday's retort, he very professionally blew a raspberry at him and said.

"YOU'RE dumb."

Then went on with the case at hand. Once the door was blown open, it was important to check that nothing was going to attack them...and there was a puppy. Now, seeing how they ahd been given an assignment here...he was pretty sure this puppy was dangerous.

"Oh, you monsters resort to all kinds of trickery, don't you? Disguising yourselves in the most innocent of forms...you disgust me."

Nankis commented, advancing towards the puppy with his gun pointed towards it, in case it made a move to attack, because he just knew the puppy was going to be evil. If phone booths were evil, puppies would be the devil.


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Sun May 31, 2015 2:49 pm

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Mr. Wednesday was about to pull out his cellphone when Nankis pointed his gun at the puppy "So should I just call HQ or- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? NANKIS-DONO THAT IS AN EARTH DOG!" sure they had just been attacked by a phone booth, but that didn't mean they should be blasting puppies! Mr. Wednesday shook his head, taking a step towards the creature, which was just harmlessly wagging it's tail at them "Why do humans keep such ugly pets? So weird..." he muttered, examining it before turning back to Nankis who still had the guns. At this point, Wednesday decided he was a threat to the community being so trigger happy so he attempted to pull the gun away from Nankis "NANKIS-DONO! No more pointing gun at small animals!? Yes!?" the last thing the Kalem Klub needed was more bad press by blowing up some guy's dog.

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Mr Nankis wasn't shooting yet, but he was ready to blast the dog as soon as it showed its true, alien nature. He ignored Mr Wednesday's shouting, keeping the gun steadily aimed at the puppy, but scowling at his partner.

"You can't prove that this puppy isn't a brain-eating alien! I bet you would protect it if it was! You aliens just-"

Nankis didn't appreciate Wednesday trying to take the gun away from him. Dropping the gun he was currently pointing at the puppy, he pulled out the two reserves he had brought along, pointing one at Wednesday and one at the puppy.

"You don't touch another man's guns, yo! Not cool!"

He said, looking quite serious, before lowering his guns and glaring at his partner .

"I do what I want... But there won't be any shooting unless you start questioning my shooting...then I'll probably start shooting things."


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Sun May 31, 2015 3:17 pm

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Mr. Wednesday nodded to Nankis when asked if he would protect the dog if he were an alien "Hl'r... Nankis-Dono, this is not violent case. Illegal alien. No guns needed." the last thing they needed was bad press because they fucking murdered somebody all because they were an illegal alien. And then Nankis dropped the gun that was pointed at the puppy, Wednesday let out a sigh, finally! He was acting normal! "Thank you Nankis-dono" Wednesday spoke with a bow, only to look up and see... TWO GUNS. One of which was pointed at him, meanwhile the puppy was just there being a dog. Wednesday, however, was not too fond about his partner pointing a gun at him. That was going too far "Stop being foolish, Nankis-Dono..." Wednesday muttered as he pulled out his nunchucks, no way was he going to trust this guy with NOT shooting him if he turned his back.

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Mr Nankis groaned and put his guns away, seemingly tired of the Mexican standoff that he created. He got down to look at the puppy, just silently looking at it and scowling slightly, probably a sign that he was thinking really hard about whether this was an alien or not.

"...So I think we should call HQ, yeah."

He finally said, after just staring at the dog for a while. Nankis pulled out his cellphone and made the call while his gaze shifted from Wednesday, who had taken out his nunchucks now, to the dog, who was probably a brain-eating alien.

"Yeah, so...there's no illegal alien here. Unless the puppy we just found is the alien. Is it...? We're not sure what to do here."


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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Sun May 31, 2015 6:36 pm

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Mr. Wednesday was pretty much in his element in their little Mexican standoff, you could tell he'd done this before. But once Nankis lowered his gun, Wednesday made sure to lower his nunchaku "Wise decision..." he muttered before turning back to the dog. The Orcinian got on a knee and stared at the thing, trying to figure out... what the hell it was... maybe it wasn't an Earth dog? Perhaps it was a disguise! Of a species that looked like an Earth dog in the same way his own species resembled Killer Whales! It was all possible, and Wednesday had no means of knowing what it could actually be. As Nankis called in, Wednesday just continued to stare into his eyes. Just something about him was-

"Привет, американец." the dog spoke in an echoing voice, despite it not opening its mouth.

Wednesday was justifiably surprised by it all, as the dog's sudden speech made the Orcinian fall on his ass. He didn't quite understand what ti was saying... was than an Earth language? WAS THIS AN ALIEN!?

"Я Грегори. Я родом из большой России-матушки , отправленного в космос в 1967 году для супер секретный космической миссии . Вы меня понимаете , да ? Я приземлился в Америке несколько дней назад, такое странное землю . Можете ли вы показать мнепуть к Советскому Союзу ? Я хочу вернуться к моему славному Родины." it just kept on talking... much to the dismay of Mr. Wednesday. The Orcinian prepared his nunchaku for battle out of confusion, what was this thing saying!?

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Mr Nankis was nodding as he listened to the voice on the other side of the phone telling him that there most definitely was an illegal alien there, and if it had gotten away then it was purely his and Mr Wednesday's fault.

"Now listen a fuckin' minute-"

Just as he was about to retort, the dog spoke. Ignoring the voice that blared through the phone, Nankis put his phone down and stared at the puppy in awe. This language...he recognized it. Didn't SPEAK it, but he knew it was an Earth language. Quickly hanging up his phone, he got onto the Google Translate app, setting it to translate the detected language to English. Having missed the first few lines due to his pure astonishment at the dog's ability to speak...without moving its mouth...Nankis got the message starting from 'super secret space mission'. He read out loud:

"You know what I mean, right? I landed in America a few days ago, a strange land. Can you show me to the Soviet Union? I want to go back to my glorious Motherland- what the FUCK is this thing talking about?"

The translation ended with Nankis' own confusion- was this real? Was it some sort of prank on the newbies..?

"....should we shoot it?"
 


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